
im drunk.
see my tired fuckness.
Hahahaha YES.
I am grounded today and tmrw, and i don't want to study!
So i went to kill time.. and camwhore :)
Searched around my room for stuff to camwhore with. hehe.
Haha, the lighter one was damn funny.
* BIMBO MOMENT *
I forget that the tip was metal.
Then after offing it,
While it was still hot,
I put it on my leg.
Bloody fuck, now my leg got blister zzz.
Actually got lots of others.
But didn't wanna upload them,
i felt like i looked drunk or like i haven slept for 100000 days :)
So not much i guess.
Byebye <3
HAHA CANNOT RESIST NOT PUTTING QUOTES BY FB AGAIN.
Apple wanted to make an iTouch for kids,
but cancelled it after they named it,
i-touch kids..
Blonde reads a ketchup packet instructions,
- please tear here -
Blonde starts crying on the packet.
( TEAR )
Teacher: Who can tell me the names of 3 great kings who has brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny: Drin-king, Smo-king and fuc-king.
HAHAHAHA.







